John 4:20:"…and after three long days Jesus exited the cave, being promptly pursued by a thick bellowing cloud of holy smoke. He carried in his arms a box of Trix cereal, an egg shaped bong, and a chocolate fountain he’d been "borrowing" from Mother Mary J. for the past 6 months. Thusly, Easter was born."
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